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i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via forgave)

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via heart)

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via sorry)

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

(via sassy-llamas-go-first)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via trust)

(via tightvaginas)

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via shouldnt)