you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
My dad recently told me, “There are many people who will put you down. Don’t be one of them.”
And that sticks with me every single day.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
- (via gl-a-mour)
My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.
- Unknown (via mjalte)
I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.