like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
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"I wanted to be one of those people who have streaks to maintain, who scorch the ground with their intensity. But for now, at least I knew such people, and they needed me, just like comets need tails."
- John Green, Looking for Alaska (via hqlines)
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
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"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."
- Tati-Ana Mercedes (via implosia)
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